Stoned Panda

Bred by Blimburn Seeds, Stoned Panda is a standout cultivar built for growers who care about terpene depth and consistent performance. Developed from Grandaddy Purple x Santa Muerte, this strain carries forward a lineage known for stability and resin production. If you're searching for high-quality cannabis seeds with strong bag appeal and dependable growth traits, this one deserves attention. THC levels are reported around 30-32%%, placing it firmly in the potent category for experienced consumers. CBD content sits near 0%%, helping round out the overall cannabinoid profile. Users often describe the experience as euphoric, happy, relaxed, making it suitable for both recreational enjoyment and intentional use. From a terpene perspective, Stoned Panda commonly expresses Caryophyllene, Limonene, Linalool, Myrcene, contributing to its distinctive character. On inhale and exhale, flavors of earthy, fruit, sweet tend to stand out, making it a memorable smoke or vaporizer choice. In the grow room, Stoned Panda typically finishes flowering in about 10-12 weeks, allowing for efficient harvest planning. Indoor yields can reach 600-700 grams/m2 under dialed-in conditions. Outdoor plants have been known to produce up to 600-900 grams/m2 when given ample space and sunlight. It performs especially well in continental environments. Compared to many seed catalog descriptions, Stoned Panda stands out for combining real-world grow performance with a terpene-forward profile. Whether you're expanding a genetic library or selecting your next production run, these cannabis seeds offer a balanced mix of potency, flavor, and structure that serious growers look for.